Fried Chicken is Evil and Delicious

How bad ass are humans. We kill chickens and eat their flesh. That is not good enough though so we coat it in a batter made of eggs and fry that and then eat it. We are so bad ass that eating the dead body of the chicken is not enough we have to coat it in a paste made of their dead babies and then eat that. And its delicious. From the chickens perspective it must be a horror show. Not only do they die but we kill their babies and coat them with it then eat that. Humans are bad ass. It would be funny to watch someone being politically correct while eating fried chicken. The contrast would be hilarious. Hey you, eat your dead baby coated fried flesh and talk about trivial bullshit. You are on point. Anyway friend chicken is delicious and humans are bad ass.